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You ever get the feeling that Gerard Butler gets typecast for ancient myth stories? In Gods of Egypt, we have the once proud Leonidas as Set, the god of the desert, storms, disorder and violence. In this instance, he’s just the god of darkness who has plunged this CGI-whitewashed Egypt into chaos and conflict.

Eh, these guys are cool. I’ve recently begun changing the characters I recognize from other films or media and putting them into these trailers. So my current line up stars Daryl Dixon, Jesse Pinkman, Tallahassee (or Haymitch Abernathy to some of you), Falcon, Clementine Kruczynski and Ben Affleck’s little brother.

Set in a vibrant community in Johannesburg, South Africa, Ayanda tells the story of a young woman who begins a journey of self-discovery. After tragedy strikes, Ayanda, the 21-year-old protagonist described as an Afro hipster, struggles to save her father’s car repair shop, and to keep his memory alive. She’s thrown into a world of greasy overalls, and has to deal with gender stereotypes as a girl in the world of mechanics.

After the mysterious death of the British Prime Minister, all the leaders of the Western world attend his funeral. What was considered the most protected event in the world turns into a horrific mess. Now, a formidable secret service agent, an MI-6 agent, and the president of the United States are the only hope anyone has of stopping the wanton violence.

In Onur Tukel’s Applesauce, Ron (also played by Tukel) calls into a sketchy radio show, where they are talking about “the worst thing they’ve ever done”. Before Ron admits to the worst thing he’s ever done on-air, he’s interrupted. Later at dinner, the story still comes out, and he soon starts receiving packages containing…